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paddy's in court and the judge make's him stand before him
the judge in a loud voice said to paddy
WHY OWE WHY DO YOU KEEP BEATING YOUR WIFE!!!!!
paddy replys













i think it must be my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork !!!

Paddy is in court and the Judge asks "Have you ever been up before me"

Paddy replies

"I'm not sure...................what time do you get up"



I'm here all week

Oh no!

Bring back Crossroads, it were funnier than both them efforts

Stephen Hawkins went on a date for the first time in 10 years
He came back with smashed glasses,a broken wrist and grazed knees.....................
Apparently she stood him up !