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paddy in court

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paddy in court

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Unread post by joffmiester »

paddy's in court and the judge make's him stand before him Image Image
the judge in a loud voice said to paddy
WHY OWE WHY DO YOU KEEP BEATING YOUR WIFE!!!!!
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i think it must be my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork !!!
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Unread post by nomorelongwalks »

Paddy is in court and the Judge asks "Have you ever been up before me"

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"I'm not sure...................what time do you get up"

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I'm here all week ;) :D
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Oh no!

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Stephen Hawkins went on a date for the first time in 10 years
He came back with smashed glasses,a broken wrist and grazed knees..................... Image
Apparently she stood him up ! Image
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