Simple Match Fishing Forum

whats doe's the figure 8,998 mean
how many mince pies were eaten over christmas NO
how many missed calls i had of chris marks NO
how many maggots are in a pint NO
how many snags i had in my peg yesterday NO
how many times some one said have you caught NO


ITS HOW MANY BLOO#DY MINUTES I'VE GONE WITHOUT A BIT
yesterday was the worst fishing match i have ever fished and after last week you would of thought it can only get better
we were winning the league going into this match by a point and with £400 at stake it was all about how many catchers you can get
if willow trees weren't so bendy i'd of been hanging from one yesterday
the river wreake has been devastated by cormorants and with the low temperatures fishing was utter sh#t whole sections again with no bites and again we had two catchers LEE MORLEY one 2lb 7oz perch and pete marlow with a quarter of a ounce two eye balls and and these three fish helped the team to second on the day and first overall   and another trophy  
but what a state to let a river like the wreake get into WHAT ARE THE THE E.A DOING ABOUT IT   none of us should pay a licence fee for fishing like that
YOU NOW CAN YES CAN SHOOT CORMORANTS WITHOUT A LICENCE

PHOTOS LATER

Does the tank commander know you aint had a bit for 8,998 mins

Do you mean "Without a [highlight]Bite[/highlight]"

Quite understanderble I`ve seen Joff fish

Joff, up in wigan they would call that good fishing!

Congratulations Joff.
I though I was crappity smack bad.

Take us through your match, eg what side of the flask cup did you drink from and the like

Are you going to Wreake havoc next week?

Feel sorry for the lads either side He would have bored them to death as well with his tale of woe

If he wasn't on an eng peg

If he was on an end peg , looks like he`s crappity smack another decent draw up

this my peg to the left which is up stream

and this my peg down stream
but still at the end of the day we won

Does the tank commander know you aint had a bit for 8,998 mins

sorry bite

Joff who does Shaggy Marlow think he`s modelling for????

Did you nick that trophy off the shelf behind you

i did have a scary moment when i turned round



i thought it was the grim reaper himself[steve toone]but it turned out to bucko acting like the mother of all herons and sky lining me proper
still what the hell its always nice to see bucko

Did you nick that trophy off the shelf behind you  

no thats our trophy cabinet simple

later on after the buffet they always have a raffle  ::) ::)and just when bucko was telling us how good the river wreake was   NO WHAT HE REALLY SAID THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER SEE ME HE ON THIS RIVER when suddenly his number came up on the raffle  he'd won the last prize  ::)a hair restoring kit
buckos face said it all

If he was on an end peg , looks like he`s crappity smack another decent draw up

end peg end peg i wish

Joff who does Shaggy Marlow think he`s modelling for????

must be a gay mag with his hands on his hips