how many mince pies were eaten over christmas NO
how many missed calls i had of chris marks NO
how many maggots are in a pint NO
how many snags i had in my peg yesterday NO
how many times some one said have you caught NO
ITS HOW MANY BLOO#DY MINUTES I'VE GONE WITHOUT A BIT yesterday was the worst fishing match i have ever fished and after last week you would of thought it can only get better
we were winning the league going into this match by a point and with £400 at stake it was all about how many catchers you can get
if willow trees weren't so bendy i'd of been hanging from one yesterday
the river wreake has been devastated by cormorants and with the low temperatures fishing was utter sh#t whole sections again with no bites and again we had two catchers LEE MORLEY one 2lb 7oz perch and pete marlow with a quarter of a ounce
two eye balls and and these three fish helped the team to second on the day and first overall 
and another trophy 
but what a state to let a river like the wreake get into WHAT ARE THE THE E.A DOING ABOUT IT
none of us should pay a licence fee for fishing like that YOU NOW CAN YES CAN SHOOT CORMORANTS WITHOUT A LICENCE
