Dodge,
Can you lend me a fiver for me brekkie on Sunday?
I've spent £100,000,000 tonight on some poncy footballers.
Just been out and got stung for a crappity smack round of ale.
What a crappity smack day; and I dread to think what the crappity smack phone bill will be
Can someone tell me what I do with all these crappity smack so called footballers now I've bought 'em; I ain't buying them a crappity smack round
Bill dont forget to enter the SMF league , go to join leagues where all your info is on the ff site and enter 25156-9454