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Canal suicide attempt thwarted..........

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TK
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Breaking news

Reports are filtering through of an incident earlier in the day on the Wyrley & Esssington Canal near Fishley.

Apparently an unnamed 'angler', supposedly unconsolable having lost to a Talk Angling team captained by the notorious Larry Teepot the day earlier, then finding himself being battered either side by Local cracks Big Baz and Mick decided he just couldnt tke any more and embarked on a suicide bid, throwing himself head first into the murky depths of the canal.

The suicide bid was thwarted by the prompt herioc actions of the anglers 'next peg' adversaries, Big Baz and Mick who pulled the chocking and spluttering angler ashore. Image


Ps - thanks guys for sorting the angler out  ;) - in particular big Baz who lost getting on for an hour of the match taking the angler home so he ocould get out of that wet clothing  Image Image Image


Pps - thanks to the other anglers for all their words of concern too   Image
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well done big baz Image Image Imagethats what fishing is all about Image Image

any pictures Image Image Image
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Sadly I dont think any pictures exist Joffie........

Shame that, I'd have liked to have seen it myself  ;)  :D
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It were a right sight Image
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Did you find that other trainer :D
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Look Tone, you really are taking this gamesmanship lark too seriously.

Jumpin' in just to create a distraction is a step too far  ::)  :D

You can borrow me old squeaky basket, it's much less trouble  ;) :D
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:D .
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i have just had this bought to my attention i am really shocked.........
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that is was just one of your team TK i thought it may have been a suicide pact.After all it was a dam good thrashing wasnt it Image  ImageImage Image
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Roll on 2010 Larry - there might be a few team changes ;)

:D
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Finally dried all my clobber and tackle out Image



Just tied up some joker rigs with those size 28s and 32s that were hidden away in the box drawer that nearly floated away Image



All sorted but thought I'd better be more prepared for the next match....... Image






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TK,

If you are really contemplating this suicide lark could you be a bit considerate and let me have your bits of kit.
It should come in handy if we ever do an angling 'history' lesson with the kids Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image
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Well done TK, Did you have your swimming cap & goggles on?
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Finally dried all my clobber and tackle out
looks like will have to do it all again 2morrow Image
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