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Anything fishing here including Tackle and Bait.
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As you are coming to Stafford this Sunday I have made a list out of a few extras you may well need Image
A motorised trolley with a chain and lock.
A counter, for the boats.
Ordnance survey maps of Stafford.
Various Sat Nav systems.
At least one spare tyre for your motor.
A set of four wheel trims.
A spare windscreen.
A wallet full of money for your breakfast.
A cheque book, to buy a hot pie afterwards.
One large sized bivvy (it always yellow stream down here).

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you forgot the tissues for my nose bleed i always get one when i leave leicstershire Image Image Image

bills extras for sunday
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One thing I did forget.
Baseball bats are only optional; most of the locals use Kalasnikovs nowadays.

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i won't need a baseball bat gaz smiths coming bill Image Image can you put him down mate Image


Image Imagerumours are going around that les has made another excuse and pulled out of sunday as the going get tuf with all the superstars fishing
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Have you seen the prices at Loughborouh Bill, Joff will buy all the pies out the boatclub and re-sell them in his shop Image
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The sad thing is Lloydy he'd probably sell them as well. These have got meat in Image Image
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The sad thing is Lloydy he'd probably sell them as well. These have got meat in Image Image


He will take the meat out first, tight git Image
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Shaping up well for Sunday then :D
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Where some shoes with little or no grip on the bottom otherwise you will have 5 inch heels made of dog sh!t
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the space on the shelve has already been made bill  Image Image
but i've still got to beat lloydy too them Image Image specially if he's in that tracksuit the one with the go-faster stripes on  Image Image
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joff u best put em next to the slimfast or loydy wont find em :D :D :D
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Joff's opening a new string of shops..
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Joff will be skint on sunday after the glebe match tomorrow ;) 8-)

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