Doing it completly wrong.

#1

I fished Dams and locks today...

I drew a good peg and got battered, i think i had the match winner next to me and i was on a better peg!

I just hope i've learn my lesson!

FORDY_1 · #2

Did u have the hook on upside down?

drawbag · #3

yes mr woodlice i think you did, lewis has just texted me and said it was like having two empty pegs next to him , you were that easy. . . . oh and by the way albert who won the section the other side of you said the same !!!!!! oh dear.......................

#4

Albert beat me by about 4 oz.

drawbag · #5

you ve done well mate!!!!!!!!!!!!

#6

How did you end up?

me · #7

I just hope i've learn my lesson!

what lesson have you learnt ? to take more mars bars for the blokes that beat you or to give up fishing and take up knitting

#8

I have had several texts today

Quote text .......... Woodhouse was very very quiet yesterday

Mind he was getting quite a slapping

Lots of love Jiffy Bag

joffmiester · #9

yes mr woodlice i think you did, lewis has just texted me and said it was like having two empty pegs next to him , you were that easy. . . . oh and by the way albert who won the section the other side of you said the same !!!!!! oh dear.......................

match winner one side and a section winner the other side

:ojust think what bill would of had off it

#10

I fished Dams and locks today...

I drew a good peg and got battered, i think i had the match winner next to me and i was on a better peg!

I just hope i've learn my lesson!

Did you loose a mars bar???

joffmiester · #11

sounds like a box full chris

six pegged sections and lee came 5th

and that was because the sixth peg was empty

#12

I won a quid off Sladey.....

I went to the Spar and bought two Mars bars.

#13

Don't worry Mr woodhouse.
Jiffy battered me once.
Not bad out of te 47 times I've drawn next to him

AdSlade · #14

I won a quid off Sladey.....

And you only won that because i packed up!

#15

This calls for a Limerick!

There was a 'guy' named Lee
Who went to the Birmingham-Fazeleley
He drew on peg eight
Got battered early and late
By a northerner next door named Jiffee

#16

Bill try again...

I was on peg 6!

#17

Don't tempt me.
I can think of the odd appropriate word that rhymes with LOCK
I can also think of one that rhymes with SIX

They both apply in this case!!!!

#18

PMSL !!! Very good Bill

#19

Bill...He is no longer known as Jiffee either.

From now on he will be known as "the Queen".....

#20

Freddie?