Toast. Help please.

[Simple]

Right I asked Gem what she wanted for breakfast and she said "Toast please"
I asked her "How many rounds".
She said "How many slices you mean", I said "NO how many rounds"

Rounds is a midland terminology for slice. But she won't have it.

[maggotdrowner]

A slice of toast mate, a ROUND, thats for the beers innit  

[Dodge]

Did Gem ask what YOU wanted for breakfast Simps

[Simple]

Did Gem ask what YOU wanted for breakfast Simps

I like to ask her first, less chance of food poisoning then mate

[me]

Right I asked Gem what she wanted for breakfast

scrambled or fertalized eggs






Its a piece of toast

[Gem]

SLICE OR PIECE!!!

A round is as Toma says what you do in a pub- buy a round of drinks

Most bread is square not round anyway

If its such a Midland thing, why didnt hear 'a round of bread' when i lived in Rugby for 15yrs?!!

Itll always be a slice or piece of toast to me no matter what

[Simple]

If its such a Midland thing, why didnt hear 'a round of bread' when i lived in Rugby for 15yrs?!!

Cause Rugby is Warwickshire not Midlandshire

See here dear...... http://www.therapyquestionmark.co.uk/wa ... ions/2194/

It also describes "1 round of bread", "2 rounds of bread" in some cook books.
See here dear..... http://uktv.co.uk/food/thread/threadid/32170

I love a good mass debate

[Dodge]

Deffo man and wife talk goin on here ::) ::)

[Simple]

Our first argument is over toast, yipppeeeee

[Gem]

Its a Slice or Piece of toast. Get used to that Simon You cannot convert me to your Penkridge ways

Midlandshire, psml! Nooob Warwickshire is a county of the Midlands

I/You will never ask for a round of chocolate or cake , thats just wrong! You would ask for a piece of chocolate, slice of cake etc so why is bread so different?!

Ha, as if i would give you food poisioning! i cooked you toast over xmas and it was edible

Goodnight , some of us have work in the morning! Gawd im going to be grouchy got used to my lye-ins over xmas!

[Gem]

Ahhhhh i see, trying to play sneaky are we Simon?!! In the voting...

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Si already voted Round through the Test account, so we shall not count that. cuz hes scared im right and Round of bread is just jibber jabber!

[Simple]

Yeah I change "Other, please state" to "a Piece"

I bet you will be voting on the work computer though, or trying too

[mburgess]

Have a bacon & egg Oatcake instead of Toast simmo's in the dog house

[Simple]

hmmmm, oatcakes

[Dodge]

Kinell Simps your getting some proper grief there


Tell her your off to the pub and your mam does better toast than Gem does

[MALC]

Si, Gem

It's not just a Midlands saying as you go to any half decent resturant or hotel and it's known as a "Round" of toast.

Normal people call it a Piece of Toast or Slice of Toast though...

And gems toast always used to be DARK BROWN even after she scrapped it.....

[Simple]

Hey Malc, She makes great toast now, you taught her well

[me]

She makes great toast now,

onyl because yo got a toaster and malc stilll does his on the fire




Si get her one of these and she will cook you some beans to go with yo toast

[Drynet]

Someones got some new smiley's

[me]

you cant guess what else i for crimbo can you dry net