CRIME WATCH

joffmiester · #1

don't miss crime watch this month as the topic is not paying bills in restaurants and doing runners

someone on this site

did a runner with his wife and kids running behind him

is this the right way to bring your kids up

i wonder who it was

joffmiester · #2

police are looking for someone with a brummie accent small and fat with a couple of tins of carling under his arm they also said "he must of run fast with those short legs"
the police have issued a photo of someone they would like to speak to

joffmiester · #3

some one knocked on lee's door last night and the whole family fled down the garden path

got something to tell us lee

#4

I tried to pay twice but i think i had turned invisible!

The whole situation has upset me!

I wish i had put the beer on the tab as well

#5

Lee started to watch Crime Watch before he realised some crappity smack had nicked his telly.

#6

Well done Lee iv`e always wanted to do that.The only question for you i have is,how the hell did you got your food before paying for it?? I always thought that you had to pay for your food in Burger King before they served you it and as for Beer do Burger King sell that too in the Midlands

#7

It was the wifes and girls beer ChrisV....

I dont drink!

#8

Wrong thread Lee,you need this one.
http://yaleac.si-lad.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1226439114

#9

Seriously Chris...Myself, bill and Lloydy have all agreed not to drink any more cider this side of Christmas.

#10

Like crappity smack

#11

Sorry Bill....i didn't realise you drank Cider.

#12

Sorry Bill....i didn't realise you drank Cider.

Aint you seen him on the bench at hankat

#13

Sorry Bill....i didn't realise you drank Cider.
Aint you seen him on the bench at hankat

I thought he was waiting for the ring and ride...

#14

I thought he was waiting for the ring and ride...

I thought i could smell p#ss