You can now get insurance for sex in the u.k.
So make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-
sex with your wife - legal & general.
Sex on the telephone - direct line.
Sex with your partner - standard life.
Sex with someone different - go compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - more than.
Sex on the back seat of a car - sheila's wheels.
Sex with a prostitute - commercial union.
Sex with your maid - employer's liability.
Sex with an oap – saga.
Sex resulting in pregnancy - general accident.
And finally
sex with a transvestite - confused. Com.
Make sure you are adequately covered
