---A- man walked up to his wife while she was making breakfast, pinched her on the butt and said, "You know, if you firmed up we could get rid of your control top panty hose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she remained silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your support bra."
This went too far, so she rolled over, grabbed him by the penis and with a death grip said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!"
OUCH!!!!!
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Firm it Up
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Firm it Up
Tek him away someone 
