A young blonde wanted to earn some extra money for the summer, so decided to hire herself out as a 'handywoman'.
She started by canvassing a nearby 'well to do' neighbourhood.
At the door of the first house she asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well I guess I could do with the porch painting, how much?" he replied.
Delighted, "How's about £50?" she suggested.
Feeling quite pleased with himself at such a bargain (it was a very large porch) the man readily agreed. Telling her the paint, brushes & anything else she may need was in the garage, he went back in the house to relax....
Just a couple of hours later, the girl knocked on the door to collect her money. "Wow, that was quick" said the man, clearly impressed, and handed her £50 plus an extra tenner 'tip'.
She thanked him, and declared proudly that she even gave it 2 coats as there was loads of paint left.
"Oh and by the way" she said as she left, "it's not a Porch it's an Audi"
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