Welder

#1

Just had someone on the phone....
How's your wobbly cheeks

He said it was slapped quite hard today

welder · #2

The little fat jumped up never come down none conformist scrawch horn. He said he wouldnt say nowt.

Someone pull this knife from between my shoulderblades.

A cabbage coulda caught off his peg Si, bet he didnt tell ya he was in strop mode before the match?, bloody numpty lost a few as well

Ad Slade reckons the peg he was on is the aquarium

Ask sTinky where his casters are?

Ive just noticed there are 2 guests online, i bet sTinky,s one of em chuckelin to himself.

#3

I doubt it mate, he don't know how to turn it on lol

I knew he had won as soon as he rung up. He don't normally bother if he has a sh!t day hehe.

"Can you send the results in the Express and Star please"

I bet his chest was well and truly pushed out after the match wasn't it, strutting around like a big fat rooster

welder · #4

I,m speechless. I can just imagin it though, Si, Si, i,ve won ive won.

Little git

#5

He also said he liked spanking Bob Cook's wobbly cheeks to with his new pole

Well least he has won one this year

welder · #6

Hes like a little terrier aye he.

. I said to Bob i,d like to thank you for allowing me to fish this match!!!. but i aye gunna

#7

Hope you win a few Yale matches mate and give it him back

welder · #8

What goes around comes around. I,ll av the little sh*t. The gloves are well and truly off.

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Some am numb
Some am dumb
Look out sTinky , here i come

#9

Love it

Let the

begin...........

Look forward to the Yale match write ups

ROB · #10

I was talking to Tinky today and he reckons he's gonna do it all again next time he get's his new magic wand out.

#11

I was talking to Tinky today and he reckons he's gonna do it all again next time he get's his new magic wand out.

I hope you didn't mention this thread to him

ROB · #12

I might of mentioned something oops! He had nothing but praise for you though si

#13

lol I bet, he normally slags me off

Shame he don't come on here more. He is the Banter Master

welder · #14

Ah! Looks like sTinky,s set up an OP, They did the same at Rawks Drift, The Alimo and The Little Bighorn. Day do em a lot a good tho.

Be affraid sTinky, Be very affraid, The welders beatin the drum,

No prisoners.

Ok sTinky here it is big money time 50p no bugger it, a £1 a match. i.ll end up with a sore leg from all those coins.

#15

I might of mentioned something oops! He had nothing but praise for you though si

Did he have any praise for me?

ROB · #16

In fact we was talking about you aswell he says your a cracking canal angler but your a moaning sh~t oh and your a bit of a untidy person or something to that description.

#17

In fact we was talking about you aswell he says your a cracking canal angler but your a moaning sh~t oh and your a bit of a untidy person or something to that description.

#18

In fact we was talking about you aswell he says your a cracking canal angler but your a moaning sh~t oh and your a bit of a untidy person or something to that description.

I never moan PP....i just like winding the short fat bloke up.

me · #19

never moan

but you are a sh1t

Tinky · #20

choc i rember taking someone for a pint once done the club after an agm could just about walk and talk after has not been with me since