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Subject: : Baby planes > A mother and her > 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney and Auckland. > > The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his > mother and > > asked,“If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have > baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" > > The m ...

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Charlie Smith is on his death bed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in London. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak: "My son, Bernie ...

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FIFTY SHADES OF CHOCOLATE Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street .. He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a ...

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Happy New Year
and a tight lines 2016

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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:- Please note.... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big gir ...

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I was driving this morning when I saw a parked RAC van. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself, that guy's heading for a breakdown. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe ...

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Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for? "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador. "Blow that" says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners go blind? 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick ...

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IF YOU MARRY A BIRMINGHAM GIRL......... Three men got married. The first man married a woman from Brighton. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man ...

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Good luck to the anglers who are fishing the pairs match on W A A waters tomorrow 5th Sept
I will see you at the draw as Alan Gough and myself are doing all the paper work.

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Hi
Looking for any info on a tricast trilogy xs as i have just been donated one anyone out there is simon land got one or used one as i'm not sure about using it on carp puddles as the guy it was off used it mainly on canals.
Cheers for any info

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Out of the mouth of babes!!!! The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks ...

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Nearly made love to a Ladyboy last night. Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement! That's when I thought ...

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Good read Tony hope you aint learning anything off the old codgers on a wednesday thats my job as i'm the youngest of them all

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:roflvery good

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Subject: sex insurance You can now get insurance for sex in the u.k. So make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:- sex with your wife - legal & general. Sex on the telephone - direct line. Sex with your partner ...

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Very Droll it cost me the match flippin canoodilists

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An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus ...

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---A- man walked up to his wife while she was making breakfast, pinched her on the butt and said, "You know, if you firmed up we could get rid of your control top panty hose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she remained silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each ...

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âŒ‚ Home ðŸ‘¤ Arthur âš™ Help Press ? for Keyboard Shortcuts. Today at 2:27 PM A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. "It's this Via ...

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Please don't forget Bloodworm / Joker are banned from all Wolves AA waters along with pellets and boiles
Thankyou Arthur ( match sec )

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