Simple Match Fishing Forum

Sound cheers, I need to know what I have to do to catch Si up  ;)

well "Turn up" for a start

, before anyone else says it  :P[

GET OUT OF BED

Got my bait sorted for the next match  
I think its enough  

Nicked all that lot from Tinkies?
Obviously heard that the Gudgeon Charmer got smashed up on the pellet (or so he told me)

Yep - the results sheet reads as follows
Mr V  DNF - In Scotland
Simple Simon DNF - In bed

Never been named and shamed on Maggotdrowners in 18 months ::)
Its only took me 5 bloody minutes on here. Come on Stealth, have a heart.

'In Scotland' counts as a dispensation ...........but as for ...........

Nicked all that lot from Tinkies?  
Obviously heard that the Gudgeon Charmer got smashed up on the pellet (or so he told me)  :-X  

I don't catch much , that's why I have so much left.
Si told me he was on the caster and mustard all match. He will tell you anything

'Didn't catch much' - where were you fishing - the pacific with that much swag
Don't tell me that ME is telling me porkies already after all the pucka info I've given him............unless it was caster over pellet

ps what's mustard?

ps what's mustard?

Look on his bait table  ;)

- Dead eye Dick you are - first you clocked Cotti's heater  

He'd just eat 6 hotdogs cooked on Cotti's heater

the snap offs were on pellet fished over pellet and caster, If you look in front of as simple calls it the mustard bottle, you can see the pellets. they were $**%$&** pellets and the feed were £*$**$£££&*** hard pellets

Ahhhh I know the ones

Mr V DONT any of the shops by you sell whisky to save you having to run off to Scotland to fetch a new bottle

well the grueller series got of to a flyer gt blanking thats a turn up for the book, lets get him on the avon , anyway secret baits is in me pici,just thought id drop that one in, poo what a stinker, keeping my id secret, see you all next week.

tried fart powder and stunk my peg out heinzer

hi me it must be heinz

thats were i cocked up then. As im a tight wobbly cheeks i used Asdas own brand in stead of heinz

Just got back - 6lb 11oz off peg 8 today - what was GT doing last week? HA HA

Well done sir, did you win ?
GT was pre-baiting it for you last week

Not me..............'just visiting'..........but I'd have never have dreamed of fishing it that way  

With a hook and bait