She buys some liver and sausages off the butcher and asks him how old he thinks she looks. I would put you at 57 said the butcher. Chuffed as crappity smack she told him I am 62.
Next she went to the fruit store and bought a bunch of grapes. She asked the fruiterer the very same question. He said, not a day over 55. She was elated and told him she was 62.
On the way home she helped a blind man cross the main road. She asked him how old he thought she was.
He said he was totally blind and couldn't see anything. He then said to her that if she let him have a feel round down below he would have a better idea. She was a bit reluctant but let him stray into her knickers. After a bit he started smiling and said I know exactly how old you are. She said how old am I then. He said 62.
She said you can tell by giving me a feel like that?
He said no, I was behind you in the queue at the butchers
