The doctor said to him, "What happened to you?"
He explained "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife but at a difficult hole we both sliced our golfballs into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and I spotted a cow with something white on its rear end. I went over to this cow and lifted its tail and sure enough there was a golfball with my wife's monogram on it, - stuck plum up this cow's wobbly cheeks!
Still holding the cow's tail up I yelled to my wife, - hey this looks like yours...............
I don't remember much after that.
