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Time marches on so I’d better get the results up.

No report this week    as

No one wants to hear me blathering on about having a short walk draw peg cuss of a dicky knee and ending up walking further than everyone else – twice the bloody match length in fact 


No one wants to hear me blathering on about Bob the Builder and his mates on the opposite bank hammering and banging knocking up the Taj Mahal  ::) – well to hear em talk about their plans you’d have thought it was the Taj Mahal or the Empire State Building  – but in reality it was a rickety old shack 

   
Look closely and you’ll spot Bob in the shack whilst his mate rests his legs after stomping all around that far bank 





No one wants to hear me blathering on about only being able to catch gobies on the caster 


No one wants to hear me blathering on about having 96 fish – 1 daddy ruffe, 2 perch, 6 see through roach and 87 gonks 


No one wants to hear me blathering on about all ‘the tales’ that emerged during that short walk weigh in.......


Big Col who wasn’t gunna bother weighing in cuss it had fished crap....... 


Mike the Lob who wasted half his match tooled up for the rub a dubs that didn’t wanna play ball 


The unnamed member who owned up to ‘That’s what I’ve got about’ as every 2lb weight was called  ::)


OBI who had a rub a dub come off in the track 


Deadpeg who’d bravely fished this match despite being in need of urgent intestinal surgery 


Carlos who’d experienced the  on his debut with another lackie stretcher that came off


So I won’t bother blathering,    I’ll just stick up the results in order they were recorded so you can see who did what and where from.........


PEG
29 MIKE THE LOB 2.11.6
28 TRICAST62 2.7.3
27
26
25
24 KOD 4.3.9
23
22 BIG COL 7.11.13
21
20 ROBERTO 3.15.9
19
18
17 HARRY THE HITMAN 0.12.15
16 PHIL B 1.2.11
15
14 TK 4.10.12
13 BLUES4EVA 2.2.11
12 DAZ W 1.12.2
11 MR V 2.12.10
10 ZORRO 1.8.6
9 HEINZER 1.9.2
8 THE MILKY BAR KID 3.0.12
7 YAMO 5.15.15
1 - 6 in the short pound
6 TREVOR B 0.12.15
5 OBI 3.3.9
4 DEAD PEG 3.15.4
3 BIG BAZ 2.12.9
2 CARLOS 2.15.6
1 COTTI THE SHELL 7.5.6
 
Will someone pass me another pain killer, me knees killing me............

good reed boss as per

Nice one captain

Big Col's on fire

Good god TK they were building that shack when I was pegged there a month ago on the bilston league match sheesh! It ain't got no better either it still looks like after all the hard work it's been hit by hurricane Irene

Good write up as usual TK , have you thaught of getting sponsored for your short walks ?

have you thaught of getting sponsored for your short walks ?

Stena stairlifts are the favourites Trev, but TK is considering other options, such as Bloxwich mobility scooters......watch this space

The unnamed member who owned up to ‘That’s what I’ve got about’ as every 2lb weight was called

Same old story every time we fish there 

Deadpeg who’d bravely fished this match despite being in need of urgent intestinal surgery

Same old story...EVERY match 

No one wants to hear me blathering on about having 96 fish – 1 daddy ruffe, 2 perch, 6 see through roach and 87 gonks

Correct 

Great report TK. I thought it fished very well, and was again a fair venue. Nice introduction to the Cashmores season for Carlos and Blues4eva. Welcome aboard lads 

Nice introduction to the Cashmores season for Carlos and Blues4eva. Welcome aboard lads

You fell out with OBI ?

You fell out with OBI ?

Ooops sorry OBI...seen that much of you recently forgot you was a newby too. Despite the fact I have known you years welcome aboard too matey

was about to shed a little tear then  ....thought i had been forgotten about 

was a pleasure to fish my 1st official cashmores match,

plenty of fish,just a tad on the small side,did lose 1 decent 1 down the track after dragging it away from the bush over the far side

as usual had a laugh a minute,here are just a few observations i made on the day,

started off following Deadpeg down the dirt track only to see him disappear down the wrong side off the cut,would of tried to stop him but was laughing to much,he gretted me with "you crappity smack little tosser"when he finally got on the right side

Watching our very own "man model" Mr V showing of the new Cashmores polo shirts with very erect nipples ...Mr V not Me

Big Col grinning like a chesire cat after telling YA(my peg is sh!t)MO he was gonna tip back then chucking 7lb odd on the scales,

YA(my peg is sh!t)MO tipping 5lb plus on the scales after spending half hour telling everybody he had 2lb,

T(shortwalk)K limping under the bridge and unusually for him saying "its like a bloody mill pond in here,blowing a bloody gale in my peg"...i can assure you TK,,mill pond it wasnt,not with them gusts off wind blowing straight down the cut from the next peg,

Deadpeg asking me if my rash had finally cleared up just as a lady walked past

Big Baz glaring at deadpeg telling him there was summat seriously wrong with him after the umpteenth fart,

and last but not least,my esteemed team capt Mike E...WOW...am i glad that not the new cashmores clobber ,fully expect you to have ditched your seat box for a nice shiney new rocking chair for the next match fella

was about to shed a little tear then

Cracking OBI

Don't worry OBI dead peg usually blows himself out after 2 or 3 matches

Cheers Mr v

Kod watch this space

Kod watch this space

There wernt no space left in ya keks..surprised you didnt av to have 2 weigh ins