An old gentleman ;lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground wsa hard. His only son Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty low, looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days, love Papa.
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodied are buried, Love Vincent.
At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and the local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, go ahead and plant the tomato's now hts the best I can do under the circumstances, Love Vinnie.
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