Simple Match Fishing Forum

I can list quite a few but what in your opinion is the craziest rule you have ever come across?

In fairness do not mention the fishery and anyone can join in on this one.

May shock some but here goes.........Pike don't count . Its a coarse fish and if it is caught by accident, and by that I mean not deliberately targetted (spun for or had a little dangly thing waved about in front of it) why should it not count .

I thought 'no pellets' was pretty barmy on a commercial.

No dampening feed pellets but if you asre fishing the feeder you can dampen a few!!! mind you most of the rules at this fishery are a joke!!!!

First rule make sure when you open your fishery you know who has the keys
Funniest rule I've found is net limits no more than 50lb per net so if that's the case why fill the duck ponds with thousands of tonnes fish

Keep 'em coming; I'll keep slipping the odd one in,


You must use a floating bait

All fish must be netted, great fun when your chatching small roach

Minimum of a 20" hook length????

That place / places must encourage snagging fish up to reeds etc, some people just do not think when they write the " rules "

Minimum of a 20" hook length????

Cracker

Here's another that will scratch yer yeds.

Umbrellas must be green (come across that one twice!) What can you say, Got loads more, - all genuine.

Pike don't count .

To be honest Mr V I never knew they could talk

To be honest Mr V I never knew they could talk

You crack me up you daft old bug**r

No dampening feed pellets but if you asre fishing the feeder you can dampen a few!!! mind you most of the rules at this fishery are a joke!!!!

And they change them for one day only for the u.k champs

Dip your feet before you fish! ( we'll be dipping our trolley wheels soon!!)


No Rhythm sticks! isn't that that what Ian Dury sang about.

landing nets to be used at all times

No making paste out of fishery pellets

landing nets to be used at all times 

unless its one of TKs Gruellers

perhaps somebody else can work this one out, - it's ages since I went to Skool



If you want to use a dolly butt on the end of your 16 metres section you must measure your pole in between the measuring poles.

Anyone???

Here's another,

No tapping poles.


What the crappity smack do I do; take the crappity smack far bank trees home with me

No pole pots all feed must be put in by hand or catapult

No Fishing Cuckoo