Dump
Posted: May 22nd, 2013, 9:40 pm
'Go and have a look at the size of the dump I've done in the bathroom' I said to the wife. 'No thanks' she replied. 'Please just one quick look' I said 'you won't believe it- it's a massive two pounder' Shaking her head in disbelief, she pinched her nose, ran in, looked down the toilet, then ran out and said 'There's nothing down there, you must have flushed it?' 'No' I said 'It's on the scales.' 
