'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by our Prime Minister to grant you three wishes, since you've just arrived as an illegal boat person in Britain with your wife and seven children -- all costs to be borne by British Tax Payers.'
The man told the fairy: 'Well, in Afghanistan where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and PING !!! The illegal Asylum Seeker had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more wishes to go!
The illegal Asylum Seeker refugee claimant now got bolder
'I need a big house with a three car garage in the countryside with eight bedrooms - and a Gold Visa Card in each room - for my family and all the rest of my refugee relatives who
still live in Afghanistan. I want to bring them all over here'
PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music.
'I have one more wish left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand.
The illegal Asylum Seeker claimant really decided to go for broke now and said "I want to be Brit, with British clothes instead of the rags and shawl I have now, and I want to have white skin like the Brits.'
PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn trackie bottoms, a dirty Umbro T-shirt and a greasy baseball hat. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?
Where's my Visa Gold Card?'
Where is my BMW?
The fairy said 'Tough luck. Now that you are British, you're entitled to sweet crappity smack all, just like the rest of us".
And she disappeared........
OK I will get my coat
