Lady of the night.
Posted: March 29th, 2013, 9:36 pm
A middle aged man found a lady of the night... he asked her how much she would charge..... She told him £50.00 he offered her £10.00.. They haggled and agreed on £15.00.
They found a back street and did the deed.. When they had don ..
He then told the lady of the night that he was amazed and he could not believe she was a virgin and he was sure she was.
He then told her that had he known this he would have gladly paid her the £50.00.
The lady of the night then replied:- " if I had known you would have paid £50.00 ... I would have taken my tights off"
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They found a back street and did the deed.. When they had don ..
He then told the lady of the night that he was amazed and he could not believe she was a virgin and he was sure she was.
He then told her that had he known this he would have gladly paid her the £50.00.
The lady of the night then replied:- " if I had known you would have paid £50.00 ... I would have taken my tights off"
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