Women!!!!!
Posted: October 28th, 2012, 7:09 am
Whilst on holiday with my wife last week I thought it would be funny to push her into the swimming pool. She totally over-reacted though.
"Calm down" I said, as I pulled her out of the water,"Everyone is looking at us"
"Calm down!" she shouted, coughing and spluttering, "You know I can't swim!!"
"Ok, ok, Im sorry" I said, "I was only having a laugh"
"A laugh!!" she screamed...."
ive down and get my wheelchair..... Im going home!!!!" 
"Calm down" I said, as I pulled her out of the water,"Everyone is looking at us"
"Calm down!" she shouted, coughing and spluttering, "You know I can't swim!!"
"Ok, ok, Im sorry" I said, "I was only having a laugh"
"A laugh!!" she screamed...."
ive down and get my wheelchair..... Im going home!!!!"