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A fifteen year old Amish boy
and his father were in a shopping centre. They
were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy
asked, 'What is this Father?'

the father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father
were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
in a wheel chair moved
up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened, and
the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed and
the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls
light
up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the
last number. and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond
stepped
out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his
son.....

'Go get your Mother'