London Zoo
Posted: September 27th, 2012, 4:49 pm
You have
to have some Brit background to enjoy this one
>
>A bloke starts his
new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First
>Is to clear the
exotic fish pool of weeds.
>
>As he does this a huge fish jumps out and
bites him. To show who is
>Boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
>
>Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish
by
>Feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
>
>Moving on
to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
>Attacked by
the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
>
>He swipes at two chimps with
a spade killing them both..
>What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he
says to himself, because
>Lions eat anything...
>
>He hurls the corpses
into the lion enclosure.
>
>He moves on to the last job which is to
collect honey from the South
>American Bees.
>
>As soon as he starts he
is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and
>Smashes the bees to a
pulp.
>
>By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions
cage because
>Lions eat anything.
>
>Later that day a new lion arrives
at the zoo.
>He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food
like here?"
>
>The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish
and Chimps with
>Mushy Bees
>
>
>I Thank You
to have some Brit background to enjoy this one
>
>A bloke starts his
new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First
>Is to clear the
exotic fish pool of weeds.
>
>As he does this a huge fish jumps out and
bites him. To show who is
>Boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
>
>Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish
by
>Feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
>
>Moving on
to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
>Attacked by
the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
>
>He swipes at two chimps with
a spade killing them both..
>What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he
says to himself, because
>Lions eat anything...
>
>He hurls the corpses
into the lion enclosure.
>
>He moves on to the last job which is to
collect honey from the South
>American Bees.
>
>As soon as he starts he
is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and
>Smashes the bees to a
pulp.
>
>By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions
cage because
>Lions eat anything.
>
>Later that day a new lion arrives
at the zoo.
>He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food
like here?"
>
>The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish
and Chimps with
>Mushy Bees
>
>
>I Thank You
