Simple Match Fishing Forum

Imagine yourself in this situation for a moment if you havnt been in this senario before......

You go into Tesco's (or whatever supermarket) grab a few bits, your in there with family for no more than 15mins with thanks to the self service  

You come out back to your car and find a transit parked behind blocking you and 3 other cars in with the engine running

You and your family that get in the car, kids getting irratted, driver high-rate cuz you cant just get out and go home.

Would you....

• Wait. Thinking- maybe the transit driver has gone to the cashpoint. But think why not just park in a space like everybody else?

• Move the van yourself as the engine is running and nobody has returned in the 10mins you have waited?

• Something else?

What would you do?

Move the van and hide the keys above the sun visor and bugger off

Move the van yourself as the engine is running and nobody has returned in the 10mins you have waited?

move the van and rip his windscreen wipers off for being a total prat !!

he wouldnt do it again

Do whatever you need to do to cause the driver of the van as much grief as you possibly can, These people really chap my ass.   nuff said



What about askin tescos etc to put a height barrier at the entrances to the parking spaces and have an area for larger vehicles set aside 10 spaces maybe. just an afterthought

Move the van, reverse your car out.
Pull the van in the parking space.
Then put your car in front of his van.
Then watch from a safe distance

Move the van, reverse your car out.
Pull the van in the parking space.
Then put your car in front of his van.
Then watch from a safe distance  

Its the norm to carry a baseball bat up here in manchester............

just in case

I normally have all my tools in the boot.....
I could also hacksaw his accelerator pedal off (after moving it)
The list is endless.

Dodge roadrage at its finest

Nick it.

Sell the van and its contents, use the money to buy a stretch of canal and charge Northern monkees £2 a day to fish it and take the p*ss out of them every time they win money

id laugh at you sat there in the car as it would probably be my van

Lol thanks chaps!!

Really annoys me when everyone wants to get right near the entrance and when you get the idiots that deliberatly park in the parent/baby spaces with not a kid in sight WHY?

Anyway....

Dad moved the van forward.
Switched the vans engine off.
Reversed ours out.
Let a chap in the space we was in (the bloke in the car was shakeing his head and laughing at dad!).
'where did you put the keys?!' i asked.
'Somewhere that will take the %^&* a while to find! Threw them in the back amongst the stuff in there!'

We then went to a shop just down the road, where you can perfectly see oncoming traffic. I stayed in the car, 5mins later the tranny went past.

Maybe he does it regulary and has a spare set of keys cuz theres no way he would of found them that quick

What an idiot, spaces in the carpark, and theres extra parking on raised level. I just dont understand why some people lack common sense?

Anyone could of drove it off, it could of been stolen. He wasted a fivers worth of diesil.

Rant over!!

If it had been me Iwould have drove it on the road parked it on yellow lines and hoped a traffic warden nicked him.You maybe right about the keys Gem had a spare