" 
ear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy 
. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, 
and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter ::) ::), I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant 
. I'll... be home before midnight. - Your Husband" 
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
" ear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy . Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up." 