Simple Match Fishing Forum

Do we have any members who regularly fall in ???

I'm glad to say that I can keep dry most of the time.

Last time was on Isaac Walton pool 4 on a red hot day.Fell in before the match started(pretty deep in the margins).Fished the match in my undies and a t-shirt.

Never had a bite in the margins all match.Strange that !!!

Tested the water on a wednesday afternoon flier back in 19 bow an arra, went up to me waste and managed to get a 5.6 5.6 5.7 5.6 5.5, from the judges who continued to p*ss themselves laughin right up to the weigh in. however there are no prizes for guessing who won the match and i wont brag either . Since then the last time i dampend me loins was 3 years ago on a winter league when my 5th section shot forward when i was settin up and dissappeared in 4ft of water, i slipped home in the van, got me chesties and some dry clothes and towels. when i got back to the venue i waded in, had a feel around with me feet a hey presto i managed to hook me section first time, but as the end of the section appeared i leant forwards to grab it and about 3 gallon of ice cold water swelled over the rim of me waders, almost immediatly me manhood shrivelled up and a couple of sperical shaped objects turned blue and retracted into me abdomen

I would have give you a 10

Some years ago had a spell of falling in got that bad the lads started a book nearest to the time Id go in. They even bought me some water wings.

Never fell in gone close a few times though which is just as well as i can't swim. Once waded up to my chest in just me undies after me top 4 much to th amusement of a young family on the opposite bank.

Never fallen in .... which is amazing really considering all those river banks ive been on over the years in all conditions.

If I was superstitious I wouldnt be posting this lol.  

Not fallen in myself, came very close a few times as we all do, slippy banks etc.

I know someone that during the summer goes for a swim out of the kindness of his heart re-treiving lost pole sections after matches ::) Some call it his annual bath. I call it bloody embarresing and funny!!

Now who could that be Gem