I noticed a Muslim extremist slip and fall in to the Canal.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying.
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Brit and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress,
I informed the Police and the Home Office.
It is now 4p.m., sadly he has drowned.
Neither authority has yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
