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Son of a Bi**h

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Son of a Bi**h

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This is a true story from a teacher (I have loads more)  ;)

A 6 year old girl is doing her Maths homework with her mother. Little girl says:
3 + 3, the son of a Bi**h is 6
5 + 5, the son of a Bi**h is 10
7 + 7, the son of a Bi**h is 14.
At this the mother, quite shocked, interrupts, and says " is that the way they teach you maths at school"  Image
"Yes" the little girl replies.
Mother goes and tells Dad, and they agree that when they take her to school tomorrow they will confront the maths teacher.
Next day they meet teacher and ask "Why do you tell the kids to say the son of a Bi**h is before they answer"
The teacher rolls round the floor laughing for 5 minutes, then says to the parents " We dont, teach them to say that, what we teach them is 2 + 2 The sum of which is..........!!!!!!!   Image
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