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rudolf the red nose reindeer

Posted: December 14th, 2011, 7:30 pm
by me
To the tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer

Sir Alex, United's manager,
Has a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.

All of the other managers,
used to laugh and call him names,
They wouldn't let Sir Alex,
Play in any manager's games.

Then one disastrous Wednesday night,
Jose rang to say,
Alex with your nose so bright,
You can play on Thursday nights.

Then all the managers loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
Alex you purple nosed b@st@rd,
Enjoy playing Europa League.