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Sprucey
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A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.


Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.


Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, &quot :D addy what in the heck was that ?!?"


Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."


The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. "Sure had a big dick."

6-Nov-07 8:50 PM
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Gem
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Out of the mouths of babes :D
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