Simple Match Fishing Forum

A few weeks ago me and the wife sat down and reviewed our expenditure. When the wife ran through the list that i had made she said, "there,s a weekly bill on here for cans of lager at £50, if we stop buyin them well be loads better off", I said ok but we,ll review it in 2 weeks time. Last night we resumed the review of our budget and on examining her list i noticed that she was spending £75 a week on cosmetics. She said " but thats too keep me lookin beautiful". And i said "So was the Lager"

Well what can I say

Beer does have the power to make mingers look good though    

I wouldn't know.............never touch the stuff ::)

cost to much to live and twice as much to die,looks like Im here for another 50 years

cost to much to live and twice as much to die,looks like Im here for another 50 years

OH NO      :D

egyptian mummies dont last that long