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Thats vanity for ya!

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Bullah
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Thats vanity for ya!

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A 54 yr old woman had a heart attack and was rushed into hospital. Whilst on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God replied " No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live"
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had a hairdresser come in and change both the colour and style of her hair, and a dental hygenist to whiten her teeth. Crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded " I thought I had 43 years odd left, why didnt you save me?"
God replied " I didnt f*cking recognise you!!!"  Image Image Image
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