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They sent my bloody Census form back!! In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?'

I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bas*ards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of f**kin Eastern Europe!'

...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.

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They sent my bloody Census form back!! In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?'

I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bas*ards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of f**kin Eastern Europe!'

...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.

Luv it Chezzer

A similar thing happened to me yesterday. I had one of these political bloke come to my door and he asked if I had any ideas to improved things within the town.

When I suggested that the Council refuse collectors should put in shifts on Bank Holidays ha asked me why.

I said that we only falling in line with Pakistan as they take out Bins on those days. He was not amused, dunno why