After another boring week Mary says to Bill that she had had enough and they ought to go and see this marriage councellor.
Off they go and in this room this guy with a million letters after his name asked what was the problem.
Mary give it all, she said she was not loved, they did nowt together, never even slept together nowadays, never talked, basically went their seperate ways.
The marriage councellor walked round his desk scratching his chin and without more ado he undid Mary's blouse and started groping her while Bill just watched. This went on for quite a while and the councellor then told Bill that this is what his wife wanted, more love and compassion three times a week and you will be on the road to saving the marriage.
With that Bill said that he would have to drop her off at at the Marriage Councellors on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays as he passed the place on those days on his way to a round of golf.[center][/center
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