Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin. There was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all the pellets."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive pellet damage done to your penis, so I'm going to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Symphony Orchestra and she will teach you where to put your fingers so you don't yellow stream in your eye."
