Infidelity??
Posted: January 6th, 2011, 6:46 pm
A farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a city lawyer. He says " Oi wants to get me one of they there dayvorces"
Lawyer..."
o you have grounds?"
Farmer... "Yes I got me 40 acres"
Lawyer..."No, you dont understand, do you have a suit?"
Farmer...."Yes, Oi wears it to church on sundays"
Lawyer..." NO no no, , I mean do you have a grudge?"
Farmer... " Yes, thats where oi parks me tractor"
Lawyer..." Does your wife beat you up?"
Farmer " No , we both gets up at 5.30"
Lawyer gets annoyed and tries one last question...."Is your wife a nagger?"
" No she is white, but the baby's a nagger, dats why oi wants a feckin dayvorce..."
Lawyer..."
o you have grounds?"Farmer... "Yes I got me 40 acres"
Lawyer..."No, you dont understand, do you have a suit?"
Farmer...."Yes, Oi wears it to church on sundays"
Lawyer..." NO no no, , I mean do you have a grudge?"
Farmer... " Yes, thats where oi parks me tractor"
Lawyer..." Does your wife beat you up?"
Farmer " No , we both gets up at 5.30"
Lawyer gets annoyed and tries one last question...."Is your wife a nagger?"
" No she is white, but the baby's a nagger, dats why oi wants a feckin dayvorce..."