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a blokes been in hospital for weeks and weeks and weeks and is so fed up its untrue
so one day he decides to get out of hospital and go to the pub
so off he goe's fluids and drips by his side
he walks into the first pub he comes across and asks the barman for a triple brandy and ginger ale
so the barman put the glass to the shots 1,2,3 shots
then turns to the chap
at this point the chap said " seriously you would'nt want what i've got "
and the barman replies " i'm sorry to hear that,what is it you have "
the bloke turns to him and says









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