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TK it might be another old one but i like it

Two brothers,one 7 and the tother four were talking in their bedroom.The oldest boy says to his younger sibling..."Listen bro i think its about time that we started swearing.When we go downstairs for breakfast i`ll swear first,then you...okay?"
"Alright"says the 4 year old.and down the stairs they go.
When they get to the kitchen their mother asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast."I`ll have Coco Pops Bitch"......Wallop...his mother slaps him around the head and he flew out of his chair and fled off crying his eyes out.
Mum looked at the 4 year old and said sternly "And what do you want?"
&quot unno...But it wont be the f***ing Coco Pops"

That's a bit better Joffie

A litlle girl is in the garden watching some workmen who are building an extension on her parents house.The foreman approaches the little girl and asks if she would like to help. "yes please" says the little girl so the foreman gives her a hard hat and a pair of gloves.

An hour later the little girl goes into the kitchen and her mother asks her where she has been.

The little girl replies " I have been outside helping the workmen"the mother says "thats nice are you helping them tomorrow".

" I dont know" replies the little girl "It depends whether they deliver the FECKIN concrete or not"   :D