Quickie in the Bushes
Posted: November 12th, 2010, 12:08 pm
Quickie in the Bushes
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each
other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one
day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them,
'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the
most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.The angel waits patiently
as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen
minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left,
would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
positions.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you
sh*t on its head.'
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each
other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one
day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them,
'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the
most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.The angel waits patiently
as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen
minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left,
would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
positions.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you
sh*t on its head.'
