Simple Match Fishing Forum

not long now predictions please i will start the ball rolling.
liverpool to miss out on europe finishing 9th.
city chavs to sack the chief lame duck before november.
hargreaves player of the year.
tevez to need a new box of dummies before xmas.
owen to get 15 goals.
everton to finish 4th.
chelski 2nd getting rid of terry/lampard january.
stoke to make heskey mayor by easter after scoring 30 goals just to yellow stream bill off.
rooney to stop sulking just in time for the new nike advert.
ferdinand to play 2 game this year in a row without a rest.
taggert to lift prem trophy for the last time as he helps giggs up the steps.
best of all city,s wage bill to equal the national debt. the arab pulls out leaving city in div 4 of the ryman league stoney broke and homeless as the council reposess wastelands and the glaziers go missing over the atlantic leaving an insurance policy for 200 million

The new season will be Aston Villa's 100th in the top flight.

Brilliant herbie


Dont think the Glazers will step foot in England again as word is there is a contract out on them

Man City have spent £60 million so far this summer , they are going to splash out a further £70 million in the next couple of weeks ........ most of that will be on a striker

Robinho is being loaned out to Middlesborough or Hull City for crappity smack all

Dont care about Villa! ...... soz Drynet ::)

not long now predictions please i will start the ball rolling.
liverpool to miss out on europe finishing 9th.
city chavs to sack the chief lame duck before november.
hargreaves player of the year.
tevez to need a new box of dummies before xmas.
owen to get 15 goals.
everton to finish 4th.
chelski 2nd getting rid of terry/lampard january.
stoke to make heskey mayor by easter after scoring 30 goals just to p1ss bill off.
rooney to stop sulking just in time for the new nike advert.
ferdinand to play 2 game this year in a row without a rest.
taggert to lift prem trophy for the last time as he helps giggs up the steps.
best of all city,s wage bill to equal the national debt. the arab pulls out leaving city in div 4 of the ryman league stoney broke and homeless as the council reposess wastelands and the glaziers go missing over the atlantic leaving an insurance policy for 200 million

Just spotted this
crappity smack ace!

have you got some inside info on Heskey

Man City have spent £60 million so far this summer , they are going to splash out a further £70 million in the next couple of weeks ........ most of that will be on a striker

Who gives a crappity smack
They'll still win crappity smack all.

Mmmmmmmmmm 70 million eh dodger sorry bill looks like heskeys off to city

JUST IN. the arabs forgot to post the cheque so the wastelands management decided to take all the silverware to the pawn shop the two of them came out with enough money for a MARS BAR each

Man Utd are celebrating in clinching a sponsorship deal with german metal manufacturers zimmer frame ! .......

Hargreaves , Ferdinand , Giggs , Scholes , Owen , Van der Sar & Neville are said to be ecstastic and can now resume training !

the two of them came out with enough money for a MARS BAR each

They had em on credit

Man Utd are celebrating in clinching a sponsorship deal with german metal manufacturers zimmer frame ! .......

Hargreaves , Ferdinand , Giggs , Scholes , Owen , Van der Sar & Neville are said to be ecstastic and can now resume training !   

the championship will see all the future English players in 4 years they will be prima donnas on £250,000 a week in the premiership and it all starts again

BRAZIL 2014 i can't see a result for ENGLAND there this year it was the ball the next one will be the heat
facts are facts i'm never going to see ENGLAND win the world cup

It'll all be forgotten in a few week's time. Four years down the line we'll all be asking what has gone wrong AGAIN

Money has and still is ruining football.
Too much to ask for but if the hard done supporters stopped going it would be a positive start

Dead right. I had a conversation many years ago with an old boy in my local and he said then that the money an all the foreigners would ruin English football and the national team and he was right. I don't think it'll ever change unless it all goes tit's up and football can start again.

I haven't been to watch football for about 4 years now( no comments about Derby County please Dodge!!!!!!, I know they're crap) . The product is poor and it's far too expensive.
I used to watch all the prem league on Sky but now I pick and choose and even then find myself switching over a lot of the time. It's boring and I get sick of watching all the Prima donnas falling over and cheating and the managers blaming everyone else.

Glad I go fishing!!!!

I went to Eastlands in the posh bit half a dozen times with my lad for nowt last season ...... top value

Thanx Bruv

I went to Eastlands in the posh bit half a dozen times with my lad for nowt last season ...... top value          

Thanx Bruv       

i thought scousers were tight

I went to Eastlands in the posh bit half a dozen times

Can you see much from the bog?

What happend to that post about sky saving football dodge

forgot to add. silver polish tin bought in 1973 at wastelands to remain unopened

That's it then.

Stoke for the top half now we have signed Kenwyn Jones.
Good enough for us
At least he sounds English

The new season will be Aston Villa's 100th in the top flight. 

Will it be 101 next year ?

Dont write us off yet Dodge!!!

We might have a struggle to start with but we wont get relegated!!!!

If I was you I'd worry about how long the rope is for Mancini cos if he dont deliver you'll be on the phone to MON beggin him to help