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This is a quiz for people who know everything!

I found out in a hurry that I didn't.

These are not trick questions.

They are straight questions with straight answers.

And no googling

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.


2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?


3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?


4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?


5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?


6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.


7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar.
Can you name at least half of them?


8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.


9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'

1. Fishing/Angling
2. Niagara Falls. Mates dad got me with that one ages ago.
3. Sprouts and Tomatoes
4. Blackberry or Rasberry
5. Some kind if suction using a flame.
6. Dwindle, .. ..
7. full stop, comma, hyphen, exclaimation mark, question mark, apostrophe
8. Broccoli
9. Socks, Sandals, Shoes, Slippers, slip ons, slugs and snails

Quite impressive Simps

4..strawberry

9..sh1t as in dog on the canal bank !

How many I get TK ?

Ahh Obi number 4. I forgot about the Strawberry

simps...No8 had some frozen broccoli with my tea 2nite.

bloody awful

Boxing.

Niagara Falls.

Asparagus , my Mum used to grow it. Is the other one Artichoke?

Strawberries

Bottles are put over young fruit, which then grow in the bottle, I suppose the bottle must act a bit like a minature greenhouse? Trim the fruit off when ripe then fill with drink.

Dwarf, Dwindle, Dwell, Dwelling, Dwayne that's 5 

Colon: Semi-colon; Full stop. Comma, Hyphen- Apostrophe' Question mark? Exclamation mark! "quotes"

Lettuce.

Shoes, Socks, Stockings, Slippers, Sandals, Skis.

All wild guesses.....

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
Fishing

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Dont know

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
Runner beans, potatoes

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
strawberry

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
Ha im lost already!

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
Dwell, dwarf

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar.
Can you name at least half of them?
comma, exclamation mark,hyphen, apostrophe, full stop, colon, quotation

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
Pomeegranet

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
Slippers, shoes, socks, sandles,

General knowledge was never my strong point

No 8........ graham taylor..














turnip !!!!!!!!

Can I have a quiz for those that know crappity smack all

A quiz just for you Bill

1) How do you get your float back when its stuck in a tree on the far bank.

2) How many floats does Bill have to buy to replace those left in the trees.

3) How do you get Dog sh!t off your pole.

4) How do you get any peace and quiet when pegged next to Lee

crappity smack sake dave he won't know the answers to them

How many I get TK ?

12

1. X
2. 1
3. X
4. X
5. X
6. 1
7. 6
8. X
9. 4

1) How do you get your float back when its stuck in a tree on the far bank.

2) How many floats does Bill have to buy to replace those left in the trees.

3) How do you get Dog sh!t off your pole.

4) How do you get any peace and quiet when pegged next to Lee

Thought long and hard about these. Tough questions

I might not get any right but here goes:

1) Take another crappity smack out of me box.
2) How many is in a crappity smack box?
3) Keep away from the Walsall cuts.
4) Pass.

Not bad Bill, 3 out of 4.

The answer to question 4 is.... Pack up and go home to the wife. It may not be perfect peace and quiet but at least its an inprovement.

Boxing.

Niagara Falls.

Asparagus , my Mum used to grow it. Is the other one Artichoke?

Strawberries

Bottles are put over young fruit, which then grow in the bottle, I suppose the bottle must act a bit like a minature greenhouse? Trim the fruit off when ripe then fill with drink.

Dwarf, Dwindle, Dwell, Dwelling, Dwayne that's 5 

Colon: Semi-colon; Full stop. Comma, Hyphen- Apostrophe' Question mark? Exclamation mark! "quotes"

Lettuce.

Shoes, Socks, Stockings, Slippers, Sandals, Skis.

A1 Mugger

Could well be artichoke Mugger, but the answers 'I'd got' were Asparagus and rhubarb

YE HA The man from Cashmores he say 

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