Police Sense of humour
Posted: April 18th, 2010, 7:24 am
Walking home last night, at about midnight, I was stopped by teh boys in blue...."Evening sir, could you tell us where your going at this late hour please?" said the esteemed officer
" Certainly officer" I politely replied " Im on my way to listen to a lecture about the detrimental effect to my health and well being that staying out late and drinking to excess has"
" What poppycock" said the constable "Who on earth would be giving such a talk at this time of night?"
" My effing wife....."
" Certainly officer" I politely replied " Im on my way to listen to a lecture about the detrimental effect to my health and well being that staying out late and drinking to excess has"
" What poppycock" said the constable "Who on earth would be giving such a talk at this time of night?"
" My effing wife....."