Simple Match Fishing Forum

right lets see who can make the best three captions for this photo

caption 1  crappity smack me 5 hours for that
caption 2  i've fished brilliant today off a bad peg
caption 3  crappity smack me the needle gone to minus 4oz

or
caption 1 i'd love to get in your knickers mate
caption 2 this thong is killing me
caption 3 now then,now then,are you wearing stockings   

caption 1 it is true you do wear tights.
caption 2 yes just got my balls twisted in them.
caption 3 just hold the scales ill twist them out for you.

1. "I wonder if Porter and Eustace are gay, they are very touchy feely !!!!! "
2. "Yes !! thought so, perfect match, spot on with my plan, hope the other lads did what i told them to do !"
3. "How can I tell Joff I came last again in section ! , I know I'll tell him I had 200 boats turnaround in my peg !, a mink, an otter and pike problems ! That ought to do it !"

1 you've been battered again
2 i've been here before
3 can someone tell me what you put on these scales

1 Hope they don't think that was my turd.

2) Pity really we don't use beam scales, that orange turd would lie nicely in a basket.

3) Just how much can an orange turd weigh?