Taking the yellow stream!!!!!!!
Posted: January 27th, 2010, 5:15 pm
A school of young kids went on a trip to Cheltenham Racecourse to see the horses.
There were 20 youngsters, 10 girls and 10 boys and two young female teachers.
After watching the hoses in their boxes, feeding and racing a couple of hours had passed by.
The kids were as good as gold and one of the teachers asked the kids if they wanted to go to the toilet.
A few put their hands up so they split up and the 10 girls went to the Ladies and the 10 boys went to the Gents while teacher waited outside.
Very quickly a few of the boys came out and said to the teacher. "teacher we can't reach".
She thought for a bit and decided to do the only thing possible, she went in the Gents picked the boys up one at a time and pointed their willies at the urinal so they would'nt get it all over their trousers.
She sorted about four boys out, then picked up the fifth one. He was very well endowed, in fact he was huge. The teacher was astonished and said, "blimey what year are you in".
He said, "None of them, I'm on Silver Arrow in the 4.30".
There were 20 youngsters, 10 girls and 10 boys and two young female teachers.
After watching the hoses in their boxes, feeding and racing a couple of hours had passed by.
The kids were as good as gold and one of the teachers asked the kids if they wanted to go to the toilet.
A few put their hands up so they split up and the 10 girls went to the Ladies and the 10 boys went to the Gents while teacher waited outside.
Very quickly a few of the boys came out and said to the teacher. "teacher we can't reach".
She thought for a bit and decided to do the only thing possible, she went in the Gents picked the boys up one at a time and pointed their willies at the urinal so they would'nt get it all over their trousers.
She sorted about four boys out, then picked up the fifth one. He was very well endowed, in fact he was huge. The teacher was astonished and said, "blimey what year are you in".
He said, "None of them, I'm on Silver Arrow in the 4.30".