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last night i was out and about with a few lads in woodies and one of my lads came in with a bunch of his mates all young good looking footballers and a few tasty women any way beer flowed and it was oddversas that one of the lads had the hots for one of the girls
later in the evening my lad said to me in fits of laughter go and have a look in the toilets so as you do off i went only to find this lad stuck with superglue to a packet of Durex Image Image Image Image Image it was the funniest thing a have seen for ages proper stuck he was waving his hand around trying to get it off he even walked back into the pub with his sleeve over it until i said it was his round and he couldn't get his money out of his pocket Image Imageneedless to say the girl was not best pleased Imagesome nights you just can't write the script for
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poor sod i bet he had to go to hospital to get that removed .

ooooh the embarrassment. Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image
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Image Imagebill i spoke to my lad this morning and apparently he cut the packet and soaked the rest off the best he could and has gone to the walking center today Image Image Image Image
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i hope the football team wasn't your dream team joff Image Image Image Image
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i wish they are to of there league mate apparently the ball sticks to there feet Image Image Image Image Image Image
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Did he s*** her then ?
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no dodge he gave her a hand job as thats wot the johnny was on Image Image Image Image Image
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Did he s*** her then ?
well she was sticking around at the end dodge Image Image Image

bit of luck i'l find out more tonight mate might take the camera down Image Image
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