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there was 5000 jam jars sitting on the wall

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there was 5000 jam jars sitting on the wall

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and if one little jam jar should accidently fall the re would be 4999 jam jars left sitting  on the wall

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there was 4999 jam jars sitting on the wall

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there was 4999 jam jars sitting on the wall and if one little jam jar should accidently fall

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there would be 4998 jam jars sitting on the wall

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lee this should give you some ideas what to fill your jam jars with Image
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You all right Joff

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how many jars you got left now joff ??????? Image Image Image Image Image
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Image Imagebetween you and me woodhouse has just brought 5000 of the bl##dy things Image Image Imageme thinks there's a slip up in the paper work Image Image Image
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the red jar must have his predator plus in them  Image Image
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between you and me woodhouse has just brought 5000 of the bl##dy things


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i'm sure we can help him find some uses for them
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how about sticking a candle in them and given them to the postal workers on strike Image Image
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what about sticking two together so bill can see them floats of mine Image
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Not only has woodhouse got 9000 jam jars to shift he has got a "BAD" knee an all   :o    :D


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Didnt stop him bank walking the whole match length 4 times yesterday mytherin every crappity smack to death tho !

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just had a thought TK perhaps at his christmas match the prizes this year will all hampers full of pickles and chutneys and homemade jams and curds Image Image Image Image
crappity smack hell i hope i'm not on the christmas list Image Image Image
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[quote]Not only has woodhouse got 9000 jam jars to shift he has got a "BAD" knee an all   :o    :D


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not lifting too many jars was it Image Image Image Image
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Lets be fair about this; the one and only reason that Woodworm didn't fish his own match on Saturday was that he was stocktaking. Image
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for crappity smack sake don't enter the jam jar challenge next season Image Image Image Image
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That should have read Sunday but who gives a crappity smack Image Image
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or he could of been in the recording studio
he's just about to release his new single


we're jamming i hope you like jamming too

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i see none of them are robinsons jams as i can't see any golly w0gs Image
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Perhaps he's opening a fairground.

Oh dear that was a crap suggestion; he'll never catch nine crappity smack thousand goldfish Image
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i see none of them are robinsons jams  as i can't see any golly w0gs  Image
only in the black jars Image Image
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That was a load of crap about him hurting his knee.

He jarred it a little maybe..............
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